Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless

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when you plant the seed of #drama and #walk away


when you give two people fortune cookies that make them switch places and cause an earthquake


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"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

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"do u want the rest of my food"


"here u can have them"


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I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

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the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

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a guide to the white girl’s “sexy” dance


  • sway hips in a figure 8 motion
  • do this while bending the knees into a squat position
  • come back up
  • raise arms above head
  • look at armpit seductively
  • put hands in hair
  • don’t pay attention to the beat
  • at all
  • this is your dancefloor
  • you rule the school, Megan
  • swing those hips, you sexy bitch

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If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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