Kiss me like my lips are air and you can’t breathe
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”